All Hail Utah, The American Porn Capitol

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A nationwide analysis of Internet porn subscribers has revealed something which many have long suspected: conservatives are the biggest consumers. Finally, a contest Mississippi should be able to win! Utah is ahead now as the nation's biggest porn consumer, but Mississippi is certainly in the race.

What makes me so confident that we have a chance? This tidbit:

States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement "I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage," bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement "AIDS might be God's punishment for immoral sexual behaviour."

Come on Mississippi, we can do this! It would even be good for the economy.

H/Ts to Indelicacy and Pharyngula

Tags: porn, conservatives, Mississippi, Utah, values

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