Everybody Okay?

It is the day after Halloween, and I hope everyone is okay. It appears that there may have been a problem with not just some but most of the Halloween candy available this year. Evidently, it was prayed over by witches. You'll see what I'm talking about here:



I guess if you ate candy or had sex last night, you are probably possessed by evil spirits this morning. Sadly, I did neither so I'm probably okay. I just wish the mainstream media had done a better job of spreading this important warning before it was too late for many of you.

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